So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sinkwhat u say bitch
John’s reaction to Sherlock’s deduction : Season1/Season2
-Spot the differences-
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”
how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney
could you imagine having a song stuck in your head then suddenly going deaf and never being able to hear the song again so all you have left in your head is wake me up before you go go dont leave me hanging on like a yo yo
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up