tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

I’M GETTING CHILLS JUST WATCHING THIS

satan:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

what u say bitch

I was watching The Little Mermaid and paused it, and omg look at her

annyskod:

John’s reaction to Sherlock’s deduction : Season1/Season2

-Spot the differences-

wwonderful:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jessicaisblonde:

barackfuckingobama:

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

basedgodniall:

prinsasslou:

could you imagine having a song stuck in your head then suddenly going deaf and never being able to hear the song again so all you have left in your head is wake me up before you go go dont leave me hanging on like a yo yo

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

thefunniestpost:

matthwcrawley:

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

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